1、人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，礼让三分；人再犯我，我还一针；人还犯我，斩草除根。
1 I would not trouble people if they do not do it to me; if they do, I would forbearing; if again, I would give them a hit; if they go on, I would make destroy.,
2、我允许你走进我的世界,但不许你在我的世界里走来走去。
2 I allow you to come into my world, but your lingering on is forbidden.
3、明骚易躲，暗贱难防。
3 Clear-sighted behaviour can be easily avoided, however, hidden bitchery is difficult to prevent.
4、天没降大任于我，照样苦我心智，劳我筋骨
4 The God do not send task for me, but I can still fight my mind and train my muscles.
5、执子之手，方知子丑，泪流满面，子不走我走。
5 by holding your hands, then I know you are ugly. With tears sweep over my face, I would go away if you do not.
6、红豆不长南国，长我脸上了，真相思！
6 The small red beans do not grow in the South, and stay on my face. How lovesick!
7、我深信，会有一个男人是为受我的折磨而来到这世上的。
7 I deeply believe that there is a man who would come to this world for bearing my torment.
8、西游记告诉我们：凡是有后台的妖怪都被接走了，凡是没后台的都被一棒子打死了。
8 the story of Journey to the West tells us that all the monsters with strong background are brought back and those with nothing will be beatten to death.
9、你有什么不开心的事？说出来让大家开心一下。
9 What makes you unhappy? Tell it out and make us funny.
10、我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。
10 I like you so much, and then you will go to hell if you just like me a little.
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