你是同性恋吗？Are You Gay? 同性恋

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A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell. The devil himself meets him at the gates of hell and tells him, "I don’t know what all you’ve heard up there, but hell isn’t all that bad a place. Let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"
　　The man answers, "Yes, I do"
　　"Oh, good then," the devil says, "You’ll LOVE Mondays. Every Monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, try out new types of tobacco. Do you like to drink?"
　　The man answers, "Yeah, sure, I like to drink."
　　The devil says, "Good, you’ll love Tuesdays, then. All we do on Tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all kinds of different mixed drinks."
　　"You’ll just love Tuesdays. Do you like to swear?"
　　"Sure," says the man, "I swear a lot."
　　"Great then. You’ll love Wednesdays."
　　The devil says, "On Wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you’ll just love Wednesdays."
　　"Oh, by the way," asks the devil, "Are you gay?"
　　"Hell no," the man replies, "I hate fags!"
　　The devil look at him, and says, "Then you’re gonna hate Thursdays."
　　

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tingroom

好笑在什么地方呢？有点不明白哦。

虚竹

gay=fag??

fangnan

Oh my god, it is incredible!

byzhangyang

not understand completely!

ivytony

try to get the reply

unionab

and then ?

kuangye678

i also can't understand.

Lyra11

What's "fag"? The key of the joke must be in the end.

davy10

want the result

chhichi小紫

why?看看答案

peter8201

吉祥猪

sounds a little funny……

xiaomeixin

Why isn't he a gay and he don't like Thursday?I want to know why.

yu_xiang_yu

I do not understand at all.

莎莎dawn

sxlray

why?

lhxhaxx

sallybanana

It's not funny!

懂你LOVE

what are they?I want to know