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英语笑话12月2日-Ashamed soldier(惭愧的士兵)

Ashamed soldier

    Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.

    One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, You're quite hopeless, Peter! Don't waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!

Peter felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.

Heavens! The officer said. Has that silly man really shot himself?

He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. I'm sorry, sir, he said, but I missed again.

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呵呵。

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回复 2# xinhuimin


    it's better to reply in English while you can gain the score

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OK!
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  • 觉醒ing

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the soldier is quite holpless

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回复 5# fuyu


    i also think so

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