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1月21日笑话分享:Five Hundred Times
本帖最后由 halo 于 2010-1-23 08:26 AM 编辑
what is the judge's lifelong ambition?give your answer to get the score.
Five Hundred Times
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.
A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. You are a school teacher, eh? said he. Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times.
五百遍
在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。
女士向法官解释,她是一名学校老师,请求法官马上处理她的案子,以便可以赶回去上课。
法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠,说道:你是学校的老师,对吗?女士,我马上要实现今生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下,写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。
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