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英语笑话:Guaranteed visits 有保证的探望

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
布鲁克林的一位年迈的妇女决定准备自己的遗嘱，提出最后的要求。她告诉自己的犹太教士说她有两个临终前的要求。第一，她要火化；第二，她要把骨灰撒到布鲁明黛。

"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"
“布鲁明黛！”教士叫道，“为什么在布鲁明黛？”

"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
“那样的话我女儿肯定一周会探望我两次。”

Note: 布鲁明黛（Bloomingdale's）是一家连锁百货公司，与梅西百货同属联邦百货公司旗下。布鲁明黛在美国有超过36家分店。