W: Calm down sir! Now, what do you want to report?
M: I'd like to report a UFO sighting.
W: Well, tell me exactly what you saw.
M: Well, I was driving home from a party about three hours ago,(1)_____________________.
W: OK. And then what happened?
M: Oh, man! Well, it was out of this world.I stopped to watch the light when it disappeared behind a hill about a kilometer ahead of me.
W: Alright. Then what?
M: Well, I got back in my car and I started driving toward where the UFO landed.
W: Now, how do you know it was a UFO?Perhaps you only saw the lights of an airplane.
M: Well if it was that, how do you explain "the BEAST"?
W: What do you mean, "the BEAST"?
M: OK. (2)___________________________-.
W: Oh, yeah. Then what?
M: Well, then, the beast picked up the front of my car and said,"Get out of the car. I'm taking you to my master!" Something likes that.
W: Wow, a hairy alien who can speak English! Come on!
M: I'm not making this up. Then, when I didn't get out of the car,the beast opened the car door,(3)_____________________.
W: Well, that's the best story I've heard all night, sir.Now, have you been taking any medication, drugs,or alcohol in the last 24 hours? You mentioned you went to a party, right?
发表于 2016-1-19 10:38
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