①谈钱不伤感情，但是谈感情最伤钱。

It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it indeed damn cost money when it comes to feelings.

②人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。

The others have their background, while what I have is the sight of my back.

③骗子太多，傻子的数量明显跟不上了。

Since there are so many deceivers, it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.

④虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。

Although you wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of you.

⑤不是怕偷儿带工具，就是怕偷儿懂科技!

We never be afraid that thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some kind of technology.

⑥人生就像茶几，上面摆满了杯具。

Life is like a tea table, with bitter cups placed all over it.

   ⑦你有什么不开心的？说出来让大家开心一下。

makes you unhappy? Tell us to make us happy.

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