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标题: 美国偶像评委经典损人语录 [打印本页]

作者: youxiaxiaolala    时间: 2011-3-18 18:03     标题: 美国偶像评委经典损人语录


美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像(American Idol)》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称,今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不闭嘴,我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是,特别地差劲。

You have just invented a new form of torture.

你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2000年前,
唱成这样,人们会向你扔石头。


There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人类能承受的惩罚是有限的,我再也无法忍受了。

You killed my favorite.

我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

你不唱它的时候,它是首好歌。

You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的时候,看起来处在半睡眠状态。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

我一个字也听不懂,你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下,一头驴与22匹马赛跑,你一点机会都没有。

It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶,而是一箱那么多。


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作者: MarcoHoo    时间: 2011-3-18 20:11

Funny!
作者: kobe    时间: 2011-3-19 00:21

that will be fun ! I keep it
作者: 千伊    时间: 2011-9-8 20:37

果然厉害!
作者: captinjack    时间: 2011-9-13 09:13

hilarious




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