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标题: 英语笑话:谁欠谁钱 [打印本页]

作者: zhoujiazui741    时间: 2011-6-17 10:42     标题: 英语笑话:谁欠谁钱

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.


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作者: lghmhw    时间: 2011-6-19 19:51

the butcher got the short end of the stick
作者: 类似完美    时间: 2011-6-22 00:12

laugh
作者: 76547652    时间: 2012-2-25 11:58

一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹,便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走,而不是横着走。哇!她想,这只雄蟹可真特别,我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。

第二天,她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她问,“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”

“哦,宝贝,”他回答说,“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”
作者: 寒池冰月    时间: 2012-2-26 14:22

haha ,




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