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标题: 美眉我们网恋吧 [打印本页]

作者: 幽幽草    时间: 2008-4-6 16:53     标题: 美眉我们网恋吧

After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I’ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left.
Me: Honey, let’s fall in love!
Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party member?
Me: No, I’m not.
Talented girl: Are you a League member?
Me: Well, no.
Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers?
Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions?
Talented girl: Then I can’t promise you. At all events, I’m the team leader of our class.

Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with.
Me: Girl, let’s fall in love!
Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love.
Me: Well, didn’t you love someone before?
Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur.
Me: Umm, in this case, we’d better break up at the moment.
Lonely girl: No, I don’t agree. It’s my first  love…
55555555555…
Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her.
Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me?
Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice.
Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea!
Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me.
Me: …
Then I said: Hello, uncle.
晚自习归来,我打开电脑,把男网友全部归到青蛙集中营里,把几个见过不漂亮的女网友归到恐龙集中营。剩下的三个美眉还要再聊聊。
我说:美眉我们网恋吧!
小才女说:好呀。你是党员吗?
我说:不是。
小才女说:那你是团员吗?
我说:不是。
小才女说:那你是少先队员吗?
我说:很多年以前就不是了,你问这些做什么?
小才女说:那可不行,我可是我们班的小组长呢。
我无语。
痛定思痛,还有两个MM可以聊。
我说:美眉我们网恋吧!
小孤女说:好呀,终于恋爱了。
我说:怎么,以前没有恋爱过吗?
小孤女说:没有,他们总说我是恐龙。
我说:哦,这样,那我们分手,就现在。
小孤女说:不,我不同意,这是我的初恋,55555555555……
还剩最后一个美眉,我倍加珍惜。
我说:美眉,我们网恋吧!
娇娇:好呀,不过我要问问我爸爸。
我说:天哪,这事你问你爸爸?你自己那么没主见呀?!
娇娇:不是呀,我今年才5岁,还不会打字,刚才是我爸爸替我打字啊。
我说:……
我再说:叔叔好。
作者: 王小二    时间: 2008-4-9 11:14

Honey, let’s fall in love!
哈哈!!!
作者: reiver100    时间: 2008-4-10 09:52

这个大,,,,,,,,
作者: wuqianizy    时间: 2008-4-10 14:24

哈哈
作者: 鱼尾巴    时间: 2008-4-24 16:24

爽 classic
作者: Himi    时间: 2008-4-27 22:31

这个也太逗了!
作者: 幽幽草    时间: 2008-4-28 14:54


作者: 万籁之琴    时间: 2008-4-28 15:55

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