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标题: 我,你,她 I, You & She [打印本页]

作者: 小尾巴猪    时间: 2011-12-11 11:09     标题: 我,你,她 I, You & She

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.   

When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.   

The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

彼得是个聪明的孩子。在学校的第一天,他学了三个词:我,你,她。老师教他如何用这三个词造句子。老师说:我,我是你的老师;(然后指着一个女孩)她,她是你的同学;你,你是我的学生。   

彼得回到家里,爸爸问他学了什么。彼得马上说:我,我是你的老师;(然后指着他的妈妈)她,她是你的同学;你,你是我的学生。他的爸爸听了非常生气,说:我,我是你的爸爸;(然后指着他的妻子)她,她是你的妈妈;你,你是我的儿子。

第二天,老师问彼得是否用心学那三个词了。是的,彼得自豪地说,我,我是你的爸爸;(然后指着一个女孩)她,她是你的妈妈;你,你是我的儿子。


作者: 觉醒ing    时间: 2011-12-11 17:34

本帖最后由 觉醒ing 于 2011-12-11 17:36 编辑

an interesting joke!but someone has already shared it with us!maybe you didn't see it
thanks anyway!
作者: tingroom    时间: 2011-12-12 14:48

Peter was a clever boy.
作者: 小尾巴猪    时间: 2011-12-12 15:45

回复 3# tingroom


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