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标题: 3月22日笑口常开:troublesome wife [打印本页]

作者: sumny    时间: 2010-3-22 14:01     标题: 3月22日笑口常开:troublesome wife

read the joke carefully and then write down what touble did the wife cause to gain the score.

  A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer.The following exchange takes place...
  Man:What's the problem,officer?
  Officer:You were going at least 75in a 55zone.
  Man:No,sir,I was going 65.
  Wife:Oh,Harry.You were going 80.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
  Officer:I' m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight.
  Man:Broken taillight?I didn't know about a broken taillight。
  Wife:Oh Harry,you've known about that tail for weeks.(Man gives his wife another dirty look.)
  Officer:I' m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
  Man:Oh,I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
  Wife:Oh,Harry,you never wear your seat belt.
  Man:Shut your dang mouth。
  Officer:(Turns to the woman):Ma ' am,does your husband talk to you this way all the time?
  Wife:No,only when he's drunk.
作者: ryt718    时间: 2010-3-22 16:23

The man is so lucky to have such a wife...
作者: 多彩小A    时间: 2010-3-23 09:07

The man has four terms of break traffic regulation.
作者: woshibaobao    时间: 2010-3-23 10:35


作者: welove312    时间: 2010-3-23 23:10

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作者: edwardlxy    时间: 2010-3-23 23:32

the wife is so cute
作者: qiao172017    时间: 2010-3-24 20:21

the wife's word will caused some punish.
作者: sxcqs    时间: 2010-3-26 08:12

Such an honor wife!
作者: mrgdh2008    时间: 2010-3-31 10:09

Such a "honest" wife.
The joke is very nice.
作者: mike.wan    时间: 2010-4-5 09:31

Driving in drunk will cause serious punish.
作者: haojunchensuper    时间: 2010-4-12 20:00

interesting




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