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标题: 英语幽默笑话:“我诚恳认错” [打印本页]

作者: kobe    时间: 2018-5-6 22:23     标题: 英语幽默笑话:“我诚恳认错”

I have this friend who always seemed to lean1 slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor, and have his legs checked out.

For years, he refused and told me I was crazy, but last week, he finally went.

Sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was a quarter inch shorter than his right. A quick bit of surgery2 later, he was cured, and both legs are exactly the same length now, and he no longer leans3. “So,”I said, "You didn't believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg.

He just looked at me and said, "I stand corrected.

作者: kobe    时间: 2018-5-6 22:24

lean 倾斜

slightly 轻微地

check out 检查

refuse 拒绝

quarter 四分之一

surgery 手术

cure 治愈

fix 治愈

stand corrected 认错

作者: kobe    时间: 2018-5-6 22:26



作者: kobe    时间: 2018-5-6 22:27


1 lean




The seats have no back against which to lean.这些座位都没有靠背可倚。

Please don't lean your chair back,you'll break it.请不要坐在椅子上往后仰,你会把椅子弄坏的。

2 surgery [ˈsɜ:rdʒəri]



What time does surgery finish?门诊什么时间结束?

Your condition is serious and requires surgery.你的情况很严重,需要动外科手术。

3 leans

v.(使)倾斜,屈身( lean的第三人称单数 );倚;依赖;使斜靠


The tower of Pisa leans at an angle . 比萨斜塔塔身倾斜。

He leans over backwards to make up for what he has lost. 他尽力弥补他的损失。 来自《简明英汉词典》

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