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One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
一天，FarEast 百货商店的女装正在打折，一位绅士的中年男人觉得为他的老婆买一件。但是不久他就发现他被疯狂的女士们挤开。
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
他尽可能的站立着；然后，头越来越向下，手臂被拍打着，他奋力的通过人群。
You there! challenged a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?
你！有人尖声叫道。你不能像个绅士吗？
Listen, he said, I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady.
听着，他说，我已经做了一个小时的绅士了。从现在开始，我要做一位女士。