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A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.  
一个女人正在唱歌，一个听众向他身边的批评她。
　　"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"  
真难听，他说，你认识她吗？
　　"Yes." the man beside him answered. "She is my wife."  
我认识他，他是我妻子。
　　"Oh, I'm sorry." he said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."  
Oh，对不起，当然她声音不差，这歌不行，我想知道谁写了这么糟糕的歌。
　　"I did." said the man.
我写的。那个男人说。