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CONDUCTOR: Fares, please!

MAN: Trafalgar Square, please.

CONDUCTOR: I'm sorry, sir. I can't change a ten-pound note. Haven't you got any small change?

MAN: I've got no small change, I am afraid.

CONDUCTOR: I'll ask some of the passengers.

CONDUCTOR: Have you any small change, sir?

1st PASSENGER: I'm sorry. I've got none.

2nd PASSENGER: I haven't got any either.

CONDUCTOR: Can you change this ten-pound note, madam?

3rd PASSENGER: I'm afraid I can't.

4th PASSENGER: Neither can I.

CONDUCTOR: I'm very sorry, sir. You must get off the bus. None of our passengers can change this note. They're all millionaires!

TWO TRAMPS: Except us.

1sth TRAMP: I've got some small change.

2nd TRAMP: So have I.