【英文笑话】美满的婚姻吗？ 英文笑话, 房子, husband, 啤酒, painting

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一个三月的一天，妻子告诉丈夫，房子需要画。 “算了，还是冬天，”他说。今年四月，她告诉他她买了一些画笔。他说，它，它依然太冷。今年五月，她要求他帮她设立的阶梯，和她开始画。同时，他还得到了一瓶啤酒，坐在外面的椅子上。一位邻居说，“你怎么能坐在那里dringking的啤酒，而你的妻子正在粉刷房子？”该名男子看起来UND说，“像啤酒”哦，她不`吨。

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英语原文：
One March day, a wife tells her husband that the house needs painting. "Forget it it`s still winter," he says. In April, she tells him she has bought some paintbrushes. He says It`s still too cold. In May, she asks him to help her set up the ladder, and she starts painting. Meanwhile,  he gets a bottle of beer and sits on a chair outside. A neighbour says, " How can you sit there dringking beer while your wife is painting the house?" The man looks up und says, "Well, she doesn`t like beer".