春江钓徒

我来发一个恐怖但不诡异的故事。。。话说这还是一次我们英语听力测试的文章。。。
　　I had this nightmare Friday.In the middle of night I was awakened by some noise outside.So I put on a coat and went to the window to see what it was.A crowd were carrying a coffin(棺材)into the truck.A guy saw me and cried out,
　　"Lady,you want to hop in?THERE 'S STILL ROOM FOR ONE MORE PASSENGER."
      Somehow I felt my hair raising and I shut the window and rushed back to my bed.
      
      The next daywas my day off.I'd done all the shopping in the big department building and was about to take the lift(电梯).It was almost full.Shall I take the stairs(楼梯)?I was hesitating when someone in the lift shouted,
      "Come on,Lady,THERE 'S STILL ROOM FOR ONE MORE PASSENGER."
      I was horrified and said NO!I was walking down the staircase when I heard a huge noise.The lift fell straight to the ground and there was no survivor.