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A: What are we going to do?
B: About what?
A: About finding a job for me.
B: You don’t need a job. I make enough money for both of us.
A: That doesn’t matter. I don’t want to sit around.
B: Okay, what kind of job do you want?
A: I’m not sure.
B: Well, you should do something that you enjoy.
A: I enjoy selling. I was born to sell.
B: Okay, what do you want to sell?
A: Cigarette lighters. I’ll make a fortune.
B: But you hate cigarettes and you hate smoking!