1. 请不要舔我们的窗子!
![](http://98.136.170.121/5026/5579676502_0b61351d5b.jpg) 2. 此处不可大便,谢谢!——管理处
![](http://98.136.170.121/5137/5579676460_8438fb5381.jpg) 3. 此处禁止婴儿通过
![](http://98.136.170.121/5175/5579676408_189736aa7b.jpg) 4. 触摸电线会导致立即死亡,以及罚款200美元
![](http://98.136.170.121/5188/5579676302_298e904ffb.jpg) 5. 不要在此处干啪啪啪的事
![](http://98.136.170.121/5143/5579676272_bc23404517.jpg) 6. 在你把垃圾扔在这里之前,我要先“请”你去喝杯咖啡
![](http://98.136.170.121/5105/5579676194_c1b173027b.jpg) 7. 此告示8000英里范围之内严禁闲逛
![](http://98.136.170.121/5133/5579090345_c9ece9b5f2.jpg) 8. 旱鸭子不准游水
![](http://98.136.170.121/5013/5579090313_edfa2a2151.jpg) 9. 请注意此告示颜色鲜亮,容易分散人的注意力(针对司机而言)
![](http://98.136.170.121/5228/5579090277_a27ffb2c22.jpg) 10. 瘟疫警示
![](http://98.136.170.121/5256/5579090223_1dd953d7ee.jpg) 11. 警告:此警示牌边缘及其锋利!请不要触摸其边缘。(下方小字:顺带一提,前面的桥坏了。)
![](http://98.136.170.121/5137/5579675936_b0497e6459.jpg) 12. 严禁婴儿,严禁乱扔垃圾
![](http://98.136.170.121/5131/5579675890_2062643fe8.jpg) 13. 马桶和小便池使用循环水冲洗,严禁饮用
![](http://98.136.170.121/5136/5579090101_49df66f40c.jpg) 14. 别舔篱笆!
![](http://98.136.170.121/5094/5579675796_7fa581033c.jpg) 15. 请读这些告示!(太长了,谁会去读啊喂!)
![](http://98.136.170.121/5269/5579675712_3aeffce221.jpg) 16. 上面的告示:无人看护的儿童将被卖为奴隶
下面的告示:上面那个是别人胡扯的,别理丫的
![](http://98.136.170.121/5147/5579675672_9166e744a3.jpg) 17. 进行圣餐仪式时(领圣饼),请勿将贵重物品遗忘在座位上
![](http://98.136.170.121/5105/5579089939_11ee6d3ce5.jpg) 18. 请不要站、坐、攀爬或倚靠在动物园围栏上。因为如果你掉下去动物会吃了你,这会使它们生病的。谢谢合作!
![](http://98.136.170.121/5068/5579675578_7e8c749f21.jpg) 19. 请爱护这个泳池,禁止玩火、垃圾、贴纸。请保持泳池清洁(不然它就得关门大吉了,或者被填平)
![](http://98.136.170.121/5178/5579089893_1e11bfcb65.jpg) 20. 盗窃鳄梨是有罪的
![](http://98.136.170.121/5296/5579089853_a3493b125b.jpg) 21. 白痴、狗、以及薛定谔的猫禁止入内,谢谢合作
![](http://98.136.170.121/5024/5579675434_380262b31f.jpg) 22. 必须凉鞋入内
以及严禁穿裤子
![](http://98.136.170.121/5094/5579675400_b70d9600f9.jpg) 23. 请不要堵住这些门,除非我们告诉你:“好吧,但下不为例”
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