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10月31号 每日笑话:He must have a computer

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He must have a computer

   A mother was teaching her 5-year-old son about God. “Do you know, ”she said to him one day, “that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing. ”The little boy looked at his mother wide-eyed and said, “Wow. He must have a computer.”


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母亲自己5岁的儿子正教训人的神。“你知道吗?”她对他说有一天,“上帝知道每个人都,他们究竟在干什么。”小男孩睁大眼睛看着妈妈,说:“哇!他必须有一台电脑

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A mother was teaching her 5-year-old son about God. “Do you know, ”she said to him one day, “that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing. ”The little boy looked at his mother wide-eyed and said, “Wow. He must have a computer.”

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A mother was teaching her 5-year-old son about God. “Do you know, ”she said to him one day, “that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing. ”The little boy looked at his mother wide-eyed and said, “Wow. He must have a computer.”

一个母亲告诉她五岁的孩子关于上帝 “你知道吗?”有一天她告诉他 “上帝每时每刻知道每一个人在哪里,同时也在做什么”小孩望着他妈妈:哇,他肯定有一台电脑

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A mother was teaching her 5-year-old son about God. “Do you know, ”she said to him one day, “that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing. ”The little boy looked at his mother wide-eyed and said, “Wow. He must have a computer.”

一天,母亲给儿子讲解关于上帝的一些东西,“你知道吗,任何人不管在哪儿,甚至做什么事,上帝都知道。”儿子睁着大大的眼睛看着他妈说,“哇,他肯定有台电脑。”
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A mother was teaching her 5-year-old son about God. “Do you know, ”she said to him one day, “that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing. ”The little boy looked at his mother wide-eyed and said, “Wow. He must have a computer.”
一个母亲正在让她5岁的孩子了解一下上帝,“你知道吗?”一天,她问她孩子,“上帝知道每个人在哪,而且也知道在做什么”,她孩子睁大眼睛看着她说:“喔,他一定是有一台电脑”
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一位母亲正在教她5岁的儿子关于上帝的一些知识,“你知道吗,”一天她对儿子说,“上帝知道我们每一分钟在哪,并且清楚的知道我们在干什么。”这个小男孩吃惊地睁大眼睛说:“哇,他一定有一台电脑!”
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一位母亲正在教她5岁的儿子关于上帝的知识:“知道吗,”她对儿子说:“上帝知道我们每一分钟在哪,并且清楚的知道我们在干什么。”这个小男孩吃惊地睁大眼睛说:“哇,他一定是有一台电脑!”
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