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发表于 2010-12-27 12:39
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A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?
一男孩问他妈妈 :妈,上帝是男的还是女的
The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.
妈妈想了一下,说,恩,儿子,上帝既是男的也是女的
The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?
儿子迷茫了,他问:那上帝是黑人还是白人
The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.妈回答:“亲爱的,上帝既是黑人也是白人
The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?
儿子仍然很好奇,想一下说:“那上帝是同性恋还是异性恋”
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and
straight.
妈妈想了一下说:既是同性也是异性
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has
answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?那他是Michael Jackson吗? |
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