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元月26日笑话:Dead turtle 死去的乌龟

"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
    The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet.
    I don't want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all."
    "Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?".
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the mother is so kind ,considerate

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this kid is so cute

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本帖最后由 洛溪BB 于 2011-1-27 16:21 编辑

er....I couldn't laugh at this joke
kill the turtile....... A little boy have a this kind of idea. It is a sadly mistaken.

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回复 1# yy2235


    what a clever boy knowing when to desert useless thing to get what he want.

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