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英语笑话11月26日-History can reoccur(昨日重现)

History can reoccur

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .  While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in The Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
    The man replied:“????????”(Please replying if you want to know the result! )
   
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Notes:

nagging  adj.纠缠不休的, 抱怨的, 唠叨的
Jerusalem :Jerusalem is the city in Israel where Jesus was born and passed away (耶路撒冷)
pass away:逝世,消磨(时间),消逝
undertaker: Person whose business is the management of funeral / dead people (承办人,殡仪业人员)
Holy Land:圣地(巴勒斯坦)
rise from:由...复活;从...上升
reoccur  vi. 重新出现,重新发生

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    I think you are the best!

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I was not a smart person
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    ya, it's just a joke and maybe i know the answer!
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let me see the answer
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I can't not think out any interesting answer.
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I can't not think out any interesting answer.

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