8月13日每日笑话谁是傻子？(who is nuts?) 笑话, nuts, 傻子

taoqibao204

read the joke carefully and then translate the sentences which are marked in red or write  down your feeling to gain the score。

In a hospital for mentally disturbed people, when the doctor walked into the room of a patient, he saw him dangling from the ceiling. Being frightened, he called the nurse to come and pull him down for fear that the man might fall to his death. The nurse said: "Doctor, every day this patient thinks that he is a lamp, therefore, he often hangs from the ceiling!" The doctor said: "No, you have to pull him down at once; otherwise, he'll die if he falls down." After a pause, the nurse answered: "But the light will go out after I pull him down!

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vanna

Doctor, every day this patient thinks that he is a lamp, therefore, he often hangs from the ceiling!"
医生,这个病人每天都认为他是一盏灯，因此，他常常把自己吊在房顶上！
"No, you have to pull him down  ...
laura6688 发表于 2010/8/14 10:42

I agree

623227630

医生，这位病人每天都认为他自己是一盏灯，因此，他经常把自己吊在天花板上。
不，你应该马上把他拽下来，否则，他会掉下来摔死的。
the nurse is nuts，too

sjzlhj

"Doctor, every day this patient thinks that he is a lamp, therefore, he often hangs from the ceiling!"
“大夫，这个病人每天都觉得自己是一盏灯，所以他经常在天花板上悬着。”
"No, you have to pull him down at once; otherwise, he'll die if he falls down."
“不行，你必须立刻把他拉下来。不然，他掉下来就摔死了”

如意吉祥

医生，这个病人每天都认为他是一盏灯，因此，他经常倒挂在天花板上。
不行，你必须马上让他下来，不然，他掉下来就会死。

sweet_smile

“医生，这个病人每天认为自己是一盏灯，所以他常常把自己悬在天花板上。”医生说道：“不，你必须马上把他从天花板上放下来，否则他会摔死。”

Danatan

In a hospital for mentally disturbed people, when the doctor walked into the room of a patient, 在一个精神病医院里,每当医生走进一个病房;
he saw him dangling from the ceiling. Being frightened, he called the nurse to come and pull him down for fear that the man might fall to his death.他都会看到他吊在天花板上.医生非常害怕,他马上叫来了护士并把这个人从天花板上救下来,怕他吊死了.
The nurse said: "Doctor, every day this patient thinks that he is a lamp, therefore,
护士告诉医生:"医生,每一天,这个病患都会想象自己是一盏灯,所以
he often hangs from the ceiling!" 他经常把自己吊在天花板上!"
The doctor said: "No, you have to pull him down at once; otherwise, he'll die if he falls down." 医生说:"不,你必须把他立刻放下来; 否则,他会摔死的."
After a pause, the nurse answered: "But the light will go out after I pull him down!
暂停了一会后,护士回答说:"但是那盏灯会熄灭,在放他下来后."

caria_qin

这个病人每天都以为自己是灯，所以经常把自己挂在天花板上。
立刻把他弄下来，不然他掉下来会摔死的

laura6688

Doctor, every day this patient thinks that he is a lamp, therefore, he often hangs from the ceiling!"
医生,这个病人每天都认为他是一盏灯，因此，他常常把自己吊在房顶上！
"No, you have to pull him down at once; otherwise, he'll die if he falls down."
不，你必须立刻把他弄下来，否则，他会摔死的。
If you stay with the people who are mentally disturbed for a long time enough,you will maybe sth wrong someday.

charlieqin

i agree with the 6th floor ,the nurse is also mental disturbed!!

那个、微笑

医生，这位病人每天都认为他自己是一盏灯，因此，他经常把自己吊在天花板上。
不，你应该马上把他拽下来，否则，他会掉下来摔死的。

mapleleaf

the nurse is also a mentally disturbed person

dumuqiao

But the light will go out after I pull him down!

I can't understand this sentence.

傻傻

医生，这个病人每天都在想他是一盏灯，因此，他常掉在天花板上。不，你必须立刻把他拽下来，否则，他会摔死的。

zora

“医生，这个病人每天都认为自己是一张灯。因此，他经常把自己悬挂在天花板上！”
“不，你必须马上把他拉下来。不然的话，他要是掉下来会摔死的！”

新生

Why the lamp will be went out if the paient were pull down