2012年8月6日笑话：It appears that your dog choked on her. giant, his, appears, believe, clearing

AllenHL

A highly timid little man ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"

"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, I believe my dog just killed it, sir."

"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?"

"Sir," answered the little man, "it's a little four week old female puppy."

"Bull!" roared the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?"

"It appears that your dog choked on her, sir".





一个非常胆小的小个子壮着胆子抖抖索索地走进布郎克斯一个暴走族出没的酒吧，清了清喉咙问道："嗯哼，呃，劳驾，哪位是栓在外边停车计费表上那只都伯曼狗的主人？"一个身穿皮夹克、夹克接缝处体毛黪掺的大块头慢腾腾地坐在凳子上转过身来，俯视这小男人说："我的，怎么着？""呃，"小个子害怕地哼哼唧唧地说，"我想我的狗刚刚将它弄死了，先生。""什么？"大块头怀疑地咆哮说。"你养的一条什么鬼狗？"小个子回答说："先生，是一条4周大的小母狗。""扯淡！"大块头又吼道，"你的小狗怎么能弄死我的都伯曼？""是这样，您的狗被我的狗噎死了。"

zhizhi120

He is really a wet man. poor puppy