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[2-26]英语笑话:The Umbrella 雨伞
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall,
but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds.
I shall be back in ten minutes."
When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,
"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back." |
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