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英语笑话11月16日-What is intelligence?

本帖最后由 觉醒ing 于 2011-11-16 21:38 编辑

Please read the short passage below  and answer the following questions:<1>“Is the ditch digger highly intelligent?”      
       <2>Who is the most intelligent one in this passage?

What is intelligence?

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to

the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch  


when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"

"I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."So he


climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why  

are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the  

shade?"  


"Intelligence," the boss said."What do you mean,intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on  

this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard  

as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried  

to hit the boss' hand.


The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree.

The boss said, "That's intelligence!"


The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked,


"What did he say?"  


"He said we are down here because of intelligence."


"What's intelligence?" said the friend.  


The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said,  

"Take your shovel and hit my hand."


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the boss is intelligent and the digger is a real fool

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回复 9# 星期一


    i also think that moment is the most interesting

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1. No.
2. The boss
It's quite interesting story. I'm more interested in the moment that striking digger's face by shovel.
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回复 7# huaxiangsiji


    excellent!

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no,the man is foolish.  
the boss is clever. he is the most intelligence one.
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回复 5# fuyu


    you are right!

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obviously the boss is the most clever
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1,no
2 ,the boss

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1. No
2. The boss
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1. No.
2. The boss
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