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[转载,只为付之一笑]God and Grandma

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.
二个小男孩会在祖父母家过夜.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
睡前,二位小男孩跪在床前祈祷,
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers?
小男孩大声的说:"我想要一辆自行车,一部任天堂,一个新的VCR,"他哥哥用手肘轻轻地推了他一下说:"你为什么叫那么大声啊?上帝又不是聋的."
God isn't deaf."To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
小男孩答道,"对啊,可是祖母是聋的啊!"


So cute boy,he is very smart, because of the god do not give the gift to him, but his grandma will.

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sorry, I had sent out it before I didn't finish writting. I'll correct it. The correct answer is:
两个小男孩要在他们的爷爷奶奶家过夜。到了睡觉时间,两个男孩跪在他们的床前开始祷告。小的那个男孩用尽量大的声音开始祈祷:“我想要一辆新的自行车。。我想要一部新的任天堂。。。我想要一个新的VCR”,他的哥哥用手肘轻推了他一下说:“你干嘛叫那么大声?上帝又不聋。”小的男孩回答道,“是啊,但是奶奶是聋的!”

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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
两个小男孩花了一整晚的时间缠着他们的爷爷奶奶。到了睡觉时间,两个男孩跪在他们的床前开始祷告。小的那个男孩用尽量大的声音开始祈祷:“我想要一辆新的自行车。。我想要一部新的任天堂。。。我想要一个新的VCR”,他的哥哥用手肘轻推了他一下说:“你干嘛叫那么大声?上帝又不聋。”小的男孩回答道,“是啊,但是爷爷是聋的!”

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