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吝啬鬼的聚会
  The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.
Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said,
"Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow.
When the door open, push with your foot."
  "Why use my elbow and foot?"
  "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
  


---一个臭名昭著的吝啬鬼终于决定开一个聚会，
他告诉一个朋友怎么样才能找到他的公寓，他说：
“你上到五楼，用的肘按门铃，当门开的时候，你再用脚推门”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚？”
“唉，真是的，”他回答，“你总不会空手到来的，对吧？”