趣味英语Q&A

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

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Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

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Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

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Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

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Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

A: Keep him awake.

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