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Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子和跳蚤两者有何区别？
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上会长跳蚤，但跳蚤身上不会长猴子。
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
怎样最能激怒一个农民？
A: By treading on his corn?
践踏在他的谷物上？


Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
世界上最强壮的是什么动物？
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
蜗牛。它能把自己的房子背在身上。
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
钟表厂的工人都做些什么？
A: They make faces all day.
他们整天做鬼脸。


Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
如何阻止梦游的人梦游？
A: Keep him awake.
叫醒他。