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Kill your Boss,And go to Prison ,,,,,, o(∩_∩)o


IN PRISON


AT WORK

you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .

you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ....


IN PRISON


AT WORK

you get three meals a day (free).

you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .


IN PRISON


AT WORK

you get time off for good behavior.

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.


IN PRISON


AT WORK

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .
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回复 9# bigbigworld


    en. I agree, anyway, life outside is more wonderful than in prison~

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free   is  valuable  I THINK  .    you can  enjoy  you life  by  work hard .

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本帖最后由 evaxiaofan 于 2011-3-10 12:29 编辑

回复 7# Sanmal


    i am afraid you are right, if me, i also prefer to stay out work ~~then I can chat with you freely~

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回复 6# evaxiaofan


    In my opinion, prison is not well as you say and stay there all the days without doing anything is boring. So I think that I don't want to kill my boss.

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回复 5# Sanmal


    Sanmai,what are you thinking about?haha~~

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回复 3# kobe


    haha~~

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这个帖应该算是教唆怂恿犯罪

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IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.




AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON
they allow your family and  friends to visit.

AT WORK
you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Humm?

Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for.........


Kill your Boss





And go to Prison ,,,,,,
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