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A: Beer! Where is the beer?
B: Don't be such a beer hog, Charlie. Why don’t we play some Frisbee first?
A: Frisbee without beer, are you kidding? I won’t be able to catch it. I won’t be able to see it even.
B: All right, all right. But we just put the beer in the cooler 10 minutes ago, it's not cold yet.
A: You mean you didn’t buy a cold beer? You bought it warm? Oh, hu…
B: yes we bought it warm. We usually buy it warm, it’s cheaper that way
A: But some things are sacred. You shouldn’t waste time with warm beer just to save a few dollars.
B: It would be cold soon.
A: Warm beer then, warm.
B: What?
A: I would just drink a warm beer then, but I want a beer, and I want it now.
B: All right, I’ll get you one. You really are a pain in the butt, aren’t you?
A: why don’t we start cooking those hamburgers, too?
B: Sophia is driving back to the store. We forgot to bring to the lighter fluid.
A: Yes, I don't think we’ll be able to light the tarcode in this wind. I hope she buys enough of it, may be two cans.
B: what? Do you want drink it?
A: I’m not wanted to drink lighter fluid. Maybe window clearer, maybe nail polish remover but never lighter fluid. I don't think it’s good for my health, hu…
B: I believe you are right, Charlie. How’s that beer?
A: It is warm, but I’ll survive. Let’s get that Frisbee, I feel like some exercise.
B: All right, I can't get it yet, it’s in the car. We’ll have to start when Sophia gets back.
A: Oh, hu…hu… The suffering I go through with you. No cold beer, no light fluid, and now, now no Frisbee even. Oh, how can this be? Have you no respect for me?
B: You really aren’t in form today, Charlie. I’ll happy to see what you like after a few more beers.