英语笑话2012-1-13-Somebody under my bed（床下有人） doctor, bed

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Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.
Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!"

Note：
psychiatrist，精神病医师
put yourself in my hands,把自己放在我的手中
sleep on it,把问题推迟到第二天解决
is that so ,是这样吗
ain't=are not,  am not,  is not,has not,  have not.美语口语中常用缩略语

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fuyu

that is really a good idea

小尾巴猪

The bartender is very smart!

tingroom

clever bartender

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z-linan

cut the legs off the bed ！！what's the meaning of in here? cut off really ?

ATM2012

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ATM2012

He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now.

How much is those?  I mean 'the legs'.....

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回复 10# ATM2012


    i don't know ,either.

ATM2012

Perhaps less than US $100...

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回复 12# ATM2012


    maybe you are right~

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觉醒ing 发表于 2012-1-16 18:21

   

Oh,no...

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回复 16# ATM2012


    what's wrong with u

ATM2012

Nothing , except you...



PS:I'm fine

sjb2911

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回复 18# ATM2012