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My Wife Will Exchange Them

  A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.

  ″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.

  ″Makes no difference ″replied customer.

  ″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.

  ″Any″ he responded.

  ″Size﹖″

  ″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″

  反正我太太明天会来换的

   一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。

  “您是要布的还是皮的?”售货员问。

  “没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。

  “那您要什么颜色的呢?”售货员又问。

  “什么颜色都成。”他回答。

  “号码呢?”

  “您就随便给我拿一副吧,”这位顾客有点不耐烦了,“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”

How pity husband, what his wife likes, he do not know.
Sometimes, for the cuople, though they are 24hours togerther one day, but do not know what he want what he think, it is very pity.
Such as the long distant is not for death, it is I just face you, beside you,but you do not know I am around you.

Maybe it is love.

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Maybe he should let his wife buy them.

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2# 簿子酒
Some women is always rather picky

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His wife is crazy

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