标题: 3月25日笑话:five hundred times [打印本页] 作者: jiang0720 时间: 2011-3-25 09:38 标题: 3月25日笑话:five hundred times
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
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作者: xiaomeixin 时间: 2011-3-25 10:59
作者: zhuzi_xa 时间: 2011-4-3 22:06
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i like it! he helped our students !the teacher always ask us to write too many times!作者: lhxhaxx 时间: 2011-4-12 16:39
作者: dragon520 时间: 2011-4-23 15:56
Haha.
Teachers use this method treat the student who make mistakes.作者: yu_xiang_yu 时间: 2011-5-10 11:54
revenge作者: fangnan 时间: 2011-5-13 16:07
Haha, It's funny!
another joke about teacher: a chinese examination: tranlate the mater's well saying"苛政猛于虎", the student mistake "老虎" for "老师" as"严酷的苛捐杂税比老师还要凶猛啊!", this translation problem is worth 2 scores, finally the teacher deduct 5 scores!作者: jane019 时间: 2011-5-22 10:57
I just want to say what a pitiful teacher !
He could hate his teacher but he couldn't have the right to punish the other teacheres .作者: kuangye678 时间: 2011-5-22 19:51
the teacher is so pity作者: aizero 时间: 2011-5-23 21:38
i think i should spend more time on my english study ,because i can't understand this story totally