No.1

An aerial photographer hired me to fly him to a neighboring community to take pictures of a woman's farm. I assumed he knew the location and we began our flight. Once we got near, i asked him for specific directions. The photographer replied, "the woman said it was easy to find. Just follow the highway west, and the name is on the mailbox."

No.2

AS TWO AIRLINERS APPROACHED, THE AIR-TRAFFIC CONTROLLER RADIOED, "DELTA TWO-SEVEN-ZERO AND EASTERN FOUR-TWO-FIVE, YOU'RE BOTH THE SAME DISTANCE FROM THE AIRPORT. WHO WOULD LIKE TO COME IN FIRST?" THINKING QUICKLY, THE DELTA CAPTAIN SAID, "GO AHEAD, DELTA, YOU TAKE IT." THE EASTERN PILOT SAID NOTHING. HE KNEW HE'D BEEN HAD.