标题: "After 90" of the statement 【“90后”的说明书】 [打印本页] 作者: 皮皮鲁 时间: 2011-5-3 22:42 标题: "After 90" of the statement 【“90后”的说明书】
"After 90" of the statement
There are many similarities between people and machines, for example, the machine is a human production, who also; new machines easy to use labor saving, high efficiency, who is also the prime working fast. Product instructions before they look, according to the above instructions, all satisfactory. No manual blind crunching, it is estimated most people had to play smashed. After 90 you have in your house is not playing does not change the estimated 90 after the majority of parents have the same feeling: today's children how can you do it. No doubt, to see if he (she) had the instructions right.
1. Acquaintance before go on, before the silent stranger.
2. In order not to stay up late, as on the night.
3. There must be a hobby is sleeping.
4. Do not ask questions, just check GoogLe and Baidu.
5. Never think that other people can not understand ourselves.
6. Keen to study astrology fortune.
7. Of all things curious, in addition to textbooks and exercise books.
8. A soft spot on the animation, especially Japanese and Korean animation.
9. Texting speed and BMW Z4 You Yipin.
10. Sat down to the bottom front of the computer can smoke.
11. Like the personal well-developed plan, then does not perform.
12. Hate their parents to compare yourself to others.
13. Been raving out in front.
14. Regular breakfast, lunch and eat together.
15. Can not guarantee that brushing teeth twice a day.
16. Will use Martian.
17. Passing through a mirror reflection of the place, will look at his face.
18.'ll Never know where your money went to.
19. 51, 11 will not travel.
20. Casual. (Think anything can, everything okay, as long as convenient and simple, where there is so much time to waste?)
21.R & R, R & B, Hip_Hop, at least like one.
22. Can spell every word but not necessarily written.
23. Few phone calls, often with short hair. (Note: The hair is short, refers to text messaging. 90 after the words are green and conserve resources.)
24. Never satisfied with their hair.
25. After 80 disdain.
26. Like QQ do not like MSN.
27. Two minutes often this arrangement: the worship of one minute before, after a minute into defiance.
28. Always wanted to try new products ads.
29. Most of the fan Jay, this class refused to read the word rain. (Note: Rain, Korean Yoshio).
After reading this description, you have a re-post of 90 know about it? Strange behavior of their energy to understand it.
“90后”的说明书
人和机器有许多相似之处,比如,机器是人生产的,人也是;新机器好用省力效率高,人也是年轻力壮干活快。产品使用前都先看说明书,按上面的提示操作,一切尽如人意。没有说明书瞎捣鼓,估计一般人都得玩儿砸了。你家有90后吗,是不是玩儿不转了,估计大多数90后家长都有共同的感慨:现在的孩子怎么就这样了呢。不用疑惑,看看他(她)们的说明书吧。
1.熟人面前说个不停,生人面前一言不发。
2.为了不熬夜,不如就通宵。
3.业余爱好必有一项是睡觉。
4.不问问题,只查GoogLe和Baidu。
5.永远觉得别人不可能了解自己。
6.热衷于研究星相运程。
7.对一切事物充满好奇,除了课本和作业。
8.对动漫情有独钟,尤其是日韩动漫。
9.发短信的速度与宝马Z4有一拼。
10.坐到电脑前可以到屁股冒烟。
11.喜欢制定周密的个人计划,然后不执行。
12.讨厌父母把自己和别人比较。
13.在众人面前出过狂言。
14.经常早饭、午饭并在一起吃。
15.不能保证每天刷两次牙。
16.会用火星文。
17.路过有镜面反射的地方,一定会关注一下自己的容貌。
18.永远不知道自己的钱花到哪儿去了。
19.五一、十一绝不出游。
20.随便。(觉得什么都可以,什么都还行,只要方便简单,哪儿有那么多时间去浪费?)
21.R&R、R&B、Hip_Hop,至少喜欢一个。
22.可以拼出每个字,但不见得能写出来。
23.少打电话,经常发短。(注:发短,指发短信。90后说话很环保,节约资源。)
24.永远对自己的发型不满意。
25.对80后不屑。
26.喜欢QQ不喜欢MSN.
27.两分钟经常这样安排:前一分钟是崇拜,后一分钟变成藐视。
28.总想尝试广告里的新产品。
29.大部分迷周杰伦,为此上课拒绝念rain这个单词。(注:Rain,韩国美男)。
看完这个说明书,你是否对90后有了重新的认识呢?对他们的怪异行为也能给予理解了吧。作者: tingroom 时间: 2011-5-4 10:53
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