标题: Joke : Get So Pissed [打印本页] 作者: ljj216 时间: 2007-10-30 11:18 标题: Joke : Get So Pissed
Joke : Get So Pissed
There was this tiger who woke up one morning really feeling his oats. He felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him: "WHO IS THE GREATEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
The poor, quaking, little monkey replied: "You are of course, no one is greater than you."
A little while later the tiger confronts a deer, and bellows out: "WHO IS THE STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
The deer is shaking so hard it can barely speak, but manages to stammer: "Oh great tiger, you are by far the strongest animal in the jungle."
The tiger, thinking himself on a roll, swaggered up to an elephant that was quietly munching on some grass, and roared at the top of his voice: "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?"
The elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams him down, picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of orange and black. Finally he throws the tiger violently into a nearby tree.
The tiger staggers to his feet and looks at the elephant and whispers: "Man, you don't have to get so pissed, just 'cause you don't know the answer."
