A Henpecked Husband and His Wife
There was once a large, fat woman who had a small, thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, his wife used to make him give her all his money, and then she used to give him back only enough to buy his lunch in his company every day.
One day, the small man came home very excited. He hurried into the living-room. His wife was listening to the radio and eating chocolates there.
“You will never guess what happened to me today, dear,” he said.
He waited for a few seconds and then added, “I won ten thousand dollars on the lottery!”
“That is wonderful!” said his wife delightedly. But then she pulled a long face and added angrily, “But how could you afford to buy the ticket?” 作者: girldlp2006 时间: 2009-4-8 13:34
A young man's promise.
one day a young man was writing a letter to his girlfriend who lived just a few miles away in the nearby town. He was telling her how much he loved her,and how wonderful he thought she was. The more he wrote the more he fell. finally he said that in order to be with her he was suffered the great difficulties. He would face the greatest dangers that anyone couldn't imagine. In fact to spend only one minute with her, he would swim the widest river. He would enter the deepest forest, and he would fight against the wwildest animals with his bear hands. He finished his letter, signed his name and then suddently he had remember that he had forgot to mention someting quite important. So in the post of his name below, he added "by the way I will be over to see you on wedensday night if it doesn't rain".作者: 哈佛博士生 时间: 2010-8-7 22:38
A young man's promise.
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A young man's promise.
one day a young man was writing a letter to his girlfriend who lived just a few miles away in the nearby town. He was telling he how much he loved her and how wonderful he thought she was. The more he wrote the more politic he became. Finally, he said that in order to be with her, he would suffer the greatest difficulties. He would face the greatest dangers that anyone could imagine. In fact to spend only 1 minute with her, he would swim across the widest river, he would enter the deepest forest, and he would fight againt the fearest animals with his bear hands. He finished this letter, signed his name, and then suddenly he remenbered that he has forgot to mention something quiet important. So in the post script he wrote his name he added. By the way I'll be over to see you on Wednesday night if it doesn't rain.作者: whogg 时间: 2010-8-8 12:34
A young man's promise.
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one day a young man was writing a letter to his girlfriend who lived just a few miles away in the nearby town. He was telling her how much he loved her,and how wonderful he thought she was. The more he wrote ,the more XX he became. Finally he said that in order to be with her he was suffered a great difficulties. He would face the greatest dangers that anyone couldn't imagine. In fact to spend only one night with her, he would swim across the widest river and enter the deepest forest, and he would fight against the wildest animals with his bare hands. He finished his letter, signed his name and then suddently remembered that he had forgotten to mention someting quite important. So in the post below his name, he added "by the way I will be over to see you on wedensday night if it doesn't rain".
