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作者: 觉醒ing 时间: 2011-12-20 14:54 标题: 英语笑话12月19日-Newborn

Newborn(新生儿）

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really !? Like a newborn baby !?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants".

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作者: pedo123 时间: 2011-12-20 15:10

貌似有很多不和谐信息啊。。。斑竹

作者: 觉醒ing 时间: 2011-12-20 15:15

回复 2# pedo123

作者: zqytwy 时间: 2011-12-20 17:36

本帖最后由 zqytwy 于 2011-12-20 17:38 编辑

哎，恐怖。。。。

。。。Ah, the terrorism

作者: fuyu 时间: 2011-12-20 17:47

这就是两个人不同的心态吧

作者: 觉醒ing 时间: 2011-12-20 18:39

回复 5# fuyu

作者: 觉醒ing 时间: 2011-12-20 18:42

回复 4# zqytwy

we are growing old...

作者: zqytwy 时间: 2011-12-20 19:09

回复 7# 觉醒ing

我特别喜欢来，看来加分起到了主要性作用，哈哈，好贪。谢谢您提醒：坦然面对年华老去的过程，换个心态也许一切还是ok的。祝福。I especially like to, it seems that a major sexual function cent, ha ha, good greedy. Thank you to remind: open to the process of we get old, change a mentality maybe all ok still. A blessing.

作者: 小尾巴猪 时间: 2011-12-21 09:58

就好象看到半瓶水的两个人截然不同的反应啊！

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