标题: A photo of my wife 我老婆的相片 [打印本页] 作者: Thursday4 时间: 2009-7-23 17:22 标题: A photo of my wife 我老婆的相片
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
The man must have a not-so-beautiful wife.作者: Tuesday2 时间: 2009-9-12 16:57
A businessman enters a tavern,sits down at the door,and orders a double martini on the rocks.After he finishes the drink,he peeks inside his shirt pocket,and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.作者: nouns 时间: 2016-9-24 22:14
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