标题: 英语笑话2012-3-12-Secret For a Long Life（ 长寿秘诀） [打印本页] 作者: 觉醒ing 时间: 2012-3-12 21:48 标题: 英语笑话2012-3-12-Secret For a Long Life（ 长寿秘诀）
[attach]13307[/attach]A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊） .
I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?
I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.
Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?
Twenty-six.
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，那女士说。你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？
我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。
哦，真神奇，女士说。你高寿？
二十六。作者: tingroom 时间: 2012-3-13 14:53
poor guy作者: kobe 时间: 2012-3-13 20:46
Twenty-six作者: ATM2012 时间: 2012-3-16 23:25
Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?
Twenty-six. 作者: z-linan 时间: 2012-3-17 20:57
Yeah,it's amazing,he must look like sisty-two.作者: XILANGLBN 时间: 2012-3-18 23:02
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