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标题: 2012年7月29日笑话：About Christmas! [打印本页]

作者: AllenHL 时间: 2012-7-29 15:46 标题: 2012年7月29日笑话：About Christmas!

On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus and a clean political figures, A kindhearted and spoke up for the girl and the other lawyers together in a hotel elevator High. Before the opening of the door yet, lose ground with a trio NT 1,000 yuan notes, it picked up the Guess Who? Answer : Of course, Santa Claus! Erecting for? Because we all know that the other two did not exist. If Santa's reindeer eat your pencil, how do you? Answer : pen. Santa like characters garden doing? Answer : hoeing. (English and hoe ho homonyms, weeding hoe is realized. ho is a Santa Claus laugh. What can be distributed by Santa Claus himself still wears? replied : common cold.

圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一位清廉的政治人物，以及一位心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯。
门还未开之前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会捡起它？
回答：当然是圣诞老人！
为什莫？因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。
若圣诞老人的驯鹿吃掉了你的铅笔，你该怎麽办？
回答：用钢笔。
圣诞老人喜欢字花园里做什么？
回答：锄地。（英语中hoe和ho同音，hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。
什么东西圣诞老人可以分发出去，自己却还留着？
回答：感冒

作者: kobe 时间: 2012-7-29 17:55

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