高中水平:I will never marry you.
高考水平:Never will I marry you.
四级水平:You are the last man I am willing to marry.
六级水平:Under no circumstances will I marry you.
GRE水平:If you were the last man in the world, I would definitely remain single.
大神水平:If you were to marry me, I would go to the temple. If the sun rose in
the west, I would marry you. I will marry anybody but you. I can suffer anything
but marrying you.
烈女水平:If you were to marry me, I would jump to the water/river/lake/sea/well.
五毛水平:If Li Gang were your father, I would marry you.