Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,
两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活，一个说道：

"Seems like all Alfred and I do is fight. I've been so upset that I've lost 20 pounds."
”好像在我和阿尔弗雷德之间就只有争吵了，搞得我心烦意乱，为此我已经瘦了20磅了。“

”那你为什么不干脆离开他啊？“她朋友问道。

"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."
”嗯！还不可以。“第一个女人回答，”我想先再瘦15磅再说。