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标题: [7-11]英语笑话:Three Men in a Boat(三人同舟) [打印本页]

作者: kobe    时间: 2016-7-11 08:11     标题: [7-11]英语笑话:Three Men in a Boat(三人同舟)

Three men were sitting on a park bench.

The one in the middle was reading a newspaper;

the others were pretending to fish.

They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.

  A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.

  "Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends.   "


In that case, " warned the officer, "


you'd better get them out of here!"


"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
作者: kobe    时间: 2016-7-11 08:11

三位男子在公园的长椅上坐着。

中间的一个在读报纸,另外两个在假装钓鱼。


他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵,放线,并卷线把鱼抓上来。


  一位过路警察驻足观察了这个景象,他问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两位。


  “喔,认识,”他说,“他们是我的朋友。”   


“那样的话,”警察告诫说,“你最好把他们从这里弄走。”


  “好的,警官。”那男子回答说,接着就开始疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来。




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