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标题: 看笑话学英语:Whose Son Is the Greatest [打印本页]

作者: kobe    时间: 2017-6-29 07:44     标题: 看笑话学英语:Whose Son Is the Greatest







    The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"


The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'"

"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.'"

The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said, "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'"










作者: kobe    时间: 2017-6-29 07:44

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"

The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'"

"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.'"

The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said, "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'"

谁的儿子最伟大

四个神职人员的母亲聚在一起谈论自己的儿子。“我儿子是个牧师,”第一个骄傲的母亲说,“当他走进一个房间时,人们会说,‘您好,牧师。”

第二个母亲接着说,“我儿子是个主教,当他走进一个房间时,人们会说,‘您好,主教阁下。”

“我儿子是红衣主教,”第三个母亲继续,“当他走进一个房间时,人们会说,‘您好,尊敬的红衣主教。”

第四个母亲想了一会儿,说:“我儿子身高6尺10吋,体重300磅,当他走进一个房间时,人们都说,‘哦,我的上帝!”










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