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[1-15]英语笑话:A Speeding Motorist(超速的司机)
A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.
"Yes, sir," replied the driver.
"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"
"I would have, officer, " the man said.
"But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back. |
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